This article takes a light-hearted, tongue-in-cheek look at why pastors and religious figures might want to think twice before offering deep theological insights into political events, like the election of Donald Trump. It questions the usefulness of such analyses, especially given how often past predictions have missed the mark. The author suggests that perhaps, as Christians, we should focus more on what truly excited the Apostle Paul, rather than getting caught up in fleeting political punditry. It’s a humorous nudge to think about what really matters in faith, rather than getting too bogged down in political commentary.